Incidents 10-pack vol. 2

Ten stickers, one sheet. For everyone who has ever been paged.

• Incident commander (self-appointed)
• rollback is a feature
• Dashboards green, users mad
• 99.9% uptime (rounded)
• Root cause: optimism
• the cron job did it
• Restart fixes everything
• Change freeze? never heard of it
• Alert fatigue club
• latency is a feeling

Die-cut waterproof vinyl with a matte finish. Survives laptop lids, water bottles and the dishwasher-adjacent life of an office fridge.